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April 5 2002
Community survey on 'Taxes down, GST up' | what har?

There's going to be a revamp in the Kiasu-n-Kiasi Land taxation. Corporate and personal income tax will be cut but GST will be going up. The government seems to believe that this act will make Kiasu-n-Kiasi Land more competitive, create better-paying jobs, encourage high-income foreign talent to work here and spur entrepreneurship. What Har? interviewed some Kiasus and Kiasis from different age group to check on their views.


Age Group (yrs) Comments
5 - 10 "I know! I know! Like Mama tell me, can have 80 marks for homeworks, but must have 100 marks for all tests and exams, right?"
11 - 16 "Unfair lah! We are the most cham one lah! We don't pay income tax but now CDs, Nike shoes, 37° T-shirts all become more expensive liao!"
17 - 22 "Income tax lower... hmm... must ask for higher pay when I start to look for job..."
23 - 30 "Can pay less income tax, that's good. But GST going up, that means things more expensive. Must tell my boss to give me more overseas trips, then can buy things cheaper..."
31 - 40 "Wah lao! Zen Hu trying to kill me is it? Just ganna retrenched, income tax lower so what? But now all the things become more expensive, must tiao lao already lah!"
41 - 50 "Lower corporate income tax means now I can employ more worker. Wait a minute... with the same price, I can get more cheap China workers. Maybe I should fire some of those expensive local workers. So what if they has been with me for more than 10 years? Hey, I'm a businessman."
51 - 60 "Har? Si mi? Can pay less income tax now ah? Things more expensive ah? Yao shuew loh! If my ginnas still give me the same pocket money, but everything more expensive, don't know got enough money to eat or not?"
April 2 2002
Committee for Free and Paid Speech (CFPS) launched to support free speech | contributed by Johnson

During the recent parliamentary sitting, the question of free speech in the Kiasu-n-Kiasi Land was brought up. Acknowledging the problem, the government has decided to form a committee to support free speech in the Kiasu-n-Kiasi Land - the Committee for Free and Paid Speech (CFPS). Listed below are the main functions of this newly-founded committee:


» Providing recommendation on which bank loan package to take for a lawsuit in the case of being sued for saying the wrong things.
» Free consultation for Kiasus and Kiasis who have problem agreeding with the government.
» Free courses on effective presentation given by various grassroot leaders.
» An internal newsletter to specially publish Kiasus' and Kiasis' views will be launched. They are free to submit any issue to this newsletter, and they can be assured that they will not be sued because the newsletter will only be circulated in the committee.

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